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How To Pick A Spouse

December 17, 2007 Leave a comment Go to comments

Why is it that kids know as much about relationships as us grown-ups? [And yes, I know some of the things posted have been floating around the tubes for a while].


Some of my favorites:


What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.


When is it okay to kiss someone?
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.


What is the right age to get married?
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.


Is it better to be single or married?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.




How To Decide Who To Marry: By Kids

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